Hey McFatty!

For the first time since I signed up for DirectTV in February, my satellite lost service. (And as I'm typing this, the damn thing came back on... OOO-and just went back out. Crack me up.) Regardless I'm not upset about it, but as I was sitting here with Socks I decided I should use my blog as a calorie counter to keep track of my intake. I mean, I realize I have one follower (SHOUT OUT HOGGY!) but, seriously, why not. Perhaps I'll be more accountable this way. And maybe i'll end up blogging a little more too. I can also talk about these 'diet foods' I'm trying: 100 calorie packs, low cal yogurts and anything I concoct that is tasty and low cal. So here goes nothing':

Breakfast: 

Egg McMuffin - 300 calories/12g fat

Hashbrown - 150 calories/9g fat*

Medium Diet Coke - 0 calories (holla!)

*So i found a funny website: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ and you can read really funny texts that you sent or a friend sent. It's very entertaining. However, I read this one and laughed my ass off for a good 10 minutes and when ordering my hash brown this morning it crossed my mind: 

(812): McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
(1-812): All of them

Isn't that the damn truth! Ha. 

Lunch:

Maruchan Chicken Ramen (don't hate.) - 290 calories/12g fat

Snack:

Yoplait Lemon Parfait (um, delish!!) - 100 calories

Dinner:

TBD. 

I'll edit this post later when I eat dinner. 

FYI: I'm trying to stay between 1200-1500 calories and keep it low in fat. (I'm more concerned about the caloric in-take though.)