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So many things, so little blog.

I went to the gym and swam for over an hour. O-U-C-H. I used muscles I didn't know I had. Actually it started out a little touch and go. Get to the YMCA around 7ish. Awesome! There are 4 lanes and only 1 person is actually swimming in one, some other guy is just sitting on the edge of the pool so far with his butt crack fully visible, but I'll let that slide, I'm here for excercise, not scopin' cracks. I grab a kick board and go to the lane by the wall. I slide in and try to decide how I'm going to go about this. I'm like a fish. I can swim. let's just float a minute, tread some water - stretch it out... Ok... Time to kick it into gear. Left arm, Right arm, Left arm, BREATHE, Left arm, Right arm, BREATHE, Left arm, BREATHE BREATHE! Breathe bitch do you're lungs not work?!

OMG. I am totally Jen Lancaster right now. I completely think this, which makes me break out into a giggling fit. I gasp for air, choke and then burp. Mort-i-fied. (Looking around) Other swimmers were under water and the 14 year old life guard is reading. Sweet, my awesomeness is still intact. Ha.

I decide to back stroke it since my breath/swimming in a straight line skills are something to be desired. And I back stroked until my arms almost fell off. Then swam with the kickboard until I almost lost a leg. I'm very proud of my self. Go me! (Ok, I may or may not have just eatin Nacho Cheese Doritos but I was hungry and wanted a snack - deal.)

Last night I even did the eliptical for 35 minutes and swore my legs might actually break off as I was walking out to my car. This morning I couldn't drag my body out of bed for a morning workout. Yeah right.

Sigh.. I'm done typing. More later.